Merry Fucking Christmas
$ 29.90 NZD
Be the office's fave Secret Santa with these cheeky little cookies.
This sweary gift ticks all the boxes - Christmasy, cheeky and edible! Whether your secret Santa recipient is someone you know super well, or a random name you pulled from the hat, they'll be stoked with your gift choice. And you'll be stoked too because you can stop worrying about what to get them.
Please note to ensure your order arrives before Christmas you need to order before the end of November.
'Christmas Cheer' Cookies Box details:
6 Cookie Gift Box comes with 6 x text cookies.
12 Cookie Gift Box comes with 12 x text cookies.
All boxes come with a mixture of gingerbread and shortbread (quantity of each may vary) - topped with vanilla flavoured fondant icing and each stamped with the words:
MERRY F#CKING CHRISTMAS
Our full-size cookies are approx 8cm in diameter, are individually wrapped and come with a shelf life of at least one month. Ingredients contain wheat and dairy. Please note, the cookies are made in a kitchen that also processes nuts and other common allergens.
New Zealand Shipping:
To ensure delivery by Christmas for standard NZ addresses please order by Monday the 14th of December.
You are welcome to request a future delivery date on the cart page. If a date is not selected we will dispatch them asap, usually within 1-2 working days. Please expect delays over Christmas.
Your cookies will be packaged with love and will be sent via CourierPost and you will be sent tracking details automatically when your cookies are shipped.
In most cases the couriers do deliver our cookies overnight, however, as we use a third party service this is not guaranteed and we take no responsibility for late deliveries.
- Cookie & Packaging Information
Our gourmet shortbread and gingerbread bases are locally made in NZ by award winning bakers, making them high-quality and super delicious!
All boxes come with a mixture of gingerbread and shortbread bases. The cookies are approx 8cm in diameter and have a shelf life of at least one month.
Ingredients contain wheat and dairy. Please note, cookies are made in a kitchen that also processes nuts and other common allergens.
All cookies come individually wrapped in compostable packaging, which an environmentally friendly alternative to regular plastic. Click here to find out how to compost of your packaging correctly.
Our cookies are packaged with love and sent via CourierPost. We use a weekday overnight. You will be sent tracking details automatically.*
Orders before 9am will be made that day and dispatched the next, after setting overnight. Orders after 9am will not be made until the following day.
If you select a date (on the cart page) we will do our best to have them arrive on this date - you are welcome to select a future date.
*The courier is usually overnight however, as we use a third party delivery service this is NOT GUARANTEED. We take no responsibility for late deliveries as once the cookies leave the kitchen we can’t control their arrival.